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verygayandverytired:
“ramenfuneral:
“ oppa-homeless-style:
“ pettankochan:
“ pettankochan:
“Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
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oof….
Now this is perfection. nice and juicy
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call that a freshlight
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nothing like deep...

verygayandverytired:

ramenfuneral:

oppa-homeless-style:

pettankochan:

pettankochan:

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

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Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

punchesco:

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simple as

derinthescarletpescatarian:
“lesbiacebian:
“catgirlforeskin:
“the-itchy-bitchy-spider:
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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
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happy 5 years to son boy allowed
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Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed...

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lesbiacebian:

catgirlforeskin:

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

funnytwittertweets:

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evenedelweiss:

wizardsisananimal:

make wizard hat (•:|>

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a wizard in blue starry robes wearing a comically tall pointed hat with a lumpy brim, imitating the poll resultsALT

great wizard guys

depsidase:

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wilwheaton:

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marcchurch:

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lightgate:

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bonecouch:

ospreyonthemoon:

ospreyonthemoon:

cannibalcanid:

ninjakittenarmy:

cannibalcanid:

nwmo:

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

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I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.

Why is it playing God? We aren’t violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. There’s nothing wrong with it, there’s no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.

We made a whole-ass fish.

The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were

140 MILLION YEARS BACK.

If you don’t know how far that is, that’s basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?

This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.

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This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.

Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn’t think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.

THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.

THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.

Oh i forgot to add

THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.

To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn’t produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren’t plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.

BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.

the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like “okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right” and it worked again. They just Can!

they didnt play god, god played them